Dancing With Einstein : A Novel

I Wish I Never Met You : Dating The Shiftless, Stupid, And Ugly A Novel

Sense And Nonsensibility : Lampoons Of Learning And Literature

The Five People You Meet In Hell : An Unauthorized Parody

Downtown Owl : A Novel

The Ultimate George W. Bushisms : Bush At War (With The English Language)

Based On The Movie : A Novel

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The Art Of Cheating : A Nasty Little Book For Tricky Little Schemers And Their Hapless Victims

Alexander And The Wonderful, Marvelous, Excellent, Terrific Ninety Days

Mission Accomplished! Or How We Won The War In Iraq : The Experts Speak

Say Hello To My Little Friend! : The Quotable Scarface (Tm)

Curse Of The Spellmans : Document #2

Happy Endings : The Tales Of A Meaty-Breasted Zilch

Ask A Mexican

Mrs. Goose Goes To Washington : Nursery Rhymes For The Political Barnyard

Edmund And Rosemary Go To Hell : A Story We All Really Need Now More Than Ever

To-Do List : From Buying Milk To Finding A Soul Mate, What Our Lists Reveal About Us

Christmas Letters From Hell : All The News We Hate From The People We Love

Avalanche : A Sheriff Bo Tully Mystery

The Mel Gibson Guide To The Good Life : Passionate Living For The Brave At Heart

The Year Of Living Biblically : One Man's Humble Quest To Follow The Bible As Literally As Possible

Cp Time : Why Some People Are Always Late

In One Year And Out The Other